Because your father has a big surprise for you. Your father. ##[Triumphant] [Homer] Yes! [Gasps] The project. It's a pig! Five, four, three, two, one. Not until he admits he's a jerk! [Grunting] [Grunting] - Hey! So wait a minute. You'll have it in 45 seconds, sir. - What about you? Thanks. [Sighs] If you're suggesting I stayed up all night... trying to solve that childish puzzle... you're right. Oh, she's just upset 'cause I told her her brairs turning to mush. Soon, the arts and literature I love will be replaced... by talk radio and vulgar mud flaps. [Scatting Off-key] Darn it! Bart and Homer growl and fight for the lamp chop between them. ##[Ends] The best part was when the buildings fell down. If I were her, I'd be buying me a great big chocolate apology cake. Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective. Oh! -- ``I Love Lisa'' When Ralph professes, ``I'd do anything for Lisa,'' Homer decides to take him up on the offer. So, Lisa. Itchy travels back to Earth with Scratchy space-rocket. HOMER Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet? All Simpsons start to lose their smarts around your age. Like you! 1 Opening sequence 2 The Shinning 3 Time and Punishment 4 Nightmare Cafeteria (Marge comes out from behind a curtain) Marge: Hello, once again. Look at the interplay of light and shadow. Some voters respond to my integrity, others are more impressed with my incorruptibility. Whoo-hoo! Oh. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. The George Raft look is dead. It's not Prince's names. Ooh! [Gasps] This is just two years ago! It's me, your husband, Ralph. HOMER Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character. Lisa Simpson, you are charged... with destruction of an historic curiosity- a misdemeanor. You can find it in the swirl of galaxies or the swirl in the center of a sunflower. Lisa cackles evilly, then smashes the mirror. Go away. Marvel at the floor that just won't come clean! After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. Wolfe gives it to her. It can't just be a bad day. s31e12 - The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson. Why didn't you tell me? [Door Dings] Son, I represent a group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases. The parade, she starts. Please alter my pants as fashion dictates." But I have something more important to say. - Oh, yeah. It's cute. That is the end of our freak show. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 18, 1996. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons 09x17 - Lisa the Simpson. To pass the time, please enjoy this novelty pen. That's not how you spell "dumbening". Marge notices the time. (The Simpsons watch Homer's personalized movie for Lisa: "The Adventures of Lisa Simpson, Girl Cowboy". [Voices Mumbling] Wait a minute, Homer. So all the Simpson women turn out okay. [Laughs] Thanks, Lisa. - Hey! Is she dying? Lisa: I'm not sure if I should go. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. Son, I represent a group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases. Time: 5:22] At Springfield Elementary. - [Thumps] - Hmm. This means I'm gonna be a failure? 09x17 - Lisa the Simpson. That means you went to college, right? Mama's watchir her stories. Oh, Dad, I've never been happier to be your daughter! A... like sitting on the microwave? You can find it in the swirl of galaxies... or the swirl in the center of a sunflower. It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said? Price: US $124.99. - [Alarm Blares] - [Men Shouting] You may remember me from such medical films as Alice Doesn't Live Anymore and Mommy, What's Wrong with that Mars Face? I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. Some things man is not meant to know. [Dr. - Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers. It's called lice. Time has ravaged your once-youthful looks. Lisa's in class bemoaning her problem. Dinner will be ready in three minutes. Yeah. On The Simpsons, the residents of Springfield aren't the most intelligent people in the world. You have to if you want to be an architect. - Well, I'll show ya. Oh, Lisa's right. Somebody's gotta set that girl straight and I know how to do it. Wait, "Dumbening" isn't even a word! In fact, I got a real funny story about that. - [Clank] - [Laughing] Well, Ralph seems happy enough. It's time to give my brain its last meal. Lisa chases the train as it pulls away, then looks at the note. Back at home, Marge comforts Lisa. Background. Fine. It's cute. Easy does it now. The Simpsons Archive is the Internet's clearinghouse of Simpsons guides, news, and information, voluntarily maintained by members of alt.tv.simpsons and other fans around the world. s31e12 - The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson. Look at Bart's homework. The script has been signed by Dan Castellaneta (the voice of Homer Simpson), Yeardly Smith (Lisa Simpson) and Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson). Bart: It's a new episode. Now get outta here. Uh, there it is. She's got that right. In fine condition. Hey! This is crazy. [Carnival] - Behold the can of mystery! I painted that one. Oh, good. Me and Frostillicus go back a long way. I'm afraid you're stuck with your genes, Lisa. [Chuckles] Hey, you know who would love this? The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.Homer: Thank you, sweetie.Lisa: Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?Lisa: It doesn't work. [Whimpers] Well, you look pretty successful. $1. We're nothing but a big bunch of losers. Meanwhile, Apu discovers Jasper Beardly frozen in his freezer, and turns the Kwik-E-Mart into a tourist's trap. It's not Egyptian. Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us! Lisa, honey, wake up. That's just foolishness! Except this stupid braintea- [Gasps] I got it! While there, Homer is kidnapped. The episode centers on fictional pilot episodes of non-existent television series derived from The Simpsons, and is a parody of the tendency of networks to spin off characters from a hit series. Written by Mike Reiss & Al Jean as a part of the show's first season, the episode dates back to when the series had an imperative to, in addition to lampoon current events, establish meaningful relationships within the Simpson family. That felt like a sale. Simpsons episode scripts Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. What a time to be alive. So please, I beg you, don't take your brain for granted. Your tomato soup is getting a skin on top. She thinks she is so great. Just because you and Dad and Bart went downill doesn't mean it's gonna happen to me. Go ahead, Chet. Oh, no. It's time to give my brain its last meal. - Nice work, Bart. But I have something more important to say. The Simpsons 9F02 - Lisa the Beauty Queen Episode Script. - Bart! Voiced by Yeardley Smith since day one of the show, she has become a type of cartoon icon for many people seeking social justice around the world. Oh, ain't no big deal. All Simpsons start to lose their smarts around your age. I'm trying to get fired. Pitched ideas. Isn't there any way I can change my D. This is a convenience store... not a freak show. Episode 1F10, Season 5 First aired Feb 10, 1994 Written by … Where is that elderly old man? [Lowers Voice] The real one's in my garage. Me too. I painted that one. - We'll give ya a buck. But ''rise to vote, sir'' is a palindrome. You may remember me from such medical films as Alice Doesrt Live Anymore... and Mommy, What's Wrong with that Mars Face? Do all Simpsons go through a process of"dumbening"? I bought my lunch at the gas station. Time has ravaged your once-youthful looks. Announcer: And now, When Surgery Goes Wrong. [All Three Groaning] If she started dinner three minutes earlier, we wouldn't be in this mess. You didn't ask everybody. SEQ 3 – EXT/NUIT Krustylu Studio [Une banderole est déroulée à l'entrée et indique : « Ce soir, 4000e Krusty Show ». Marge enters (in reused footage from earlier episode] Marge:: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon? Oh, thanks, honey. "Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective. And it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's me, Ronaldo! It's called lice. Ha. [Whistling] Boy, seeing that stomach surgery made me hungry. You are invited to contribute your FAQs, news items, capsule submissions, lists, guides and other paraphernalia for inclusion in the archive. Liftoff! Come look. But you're suffering. Lisa, it's me, Daddy. Santa's Little Helper comes bounding up to Lisa, but when she smiles, the dog runs away scared. Oh, your dad used to be smart as a monkey. Most of the characters have even evolved from exaggerated personalities into full-blown stereotypes, which is why it's interesting to discover that the two of smartest characters in the series, Lisa Simpsons and Martin Prince, are both children. Your Honor, over the coming weeks and months... we intend to prove Lisa Simpson willfully destroyed-There's the angel! Hello. Oh, thanks, honey. Then his mind started gettir lazy... and now he's dumb as a chimp. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 11, 1997. Remember... there's nothing that says you can't be a Simpson and a success. I am Flamenco Flamingo. LISA But Dad, don't you think--HOMER Ah-ah! That's my chop!" Hibbert Laughing] So you're worried about your genes, huh? I had one last week. - Hey, I am too. - Lisa. Oh, Dad, I've never been happier to be your daughter! For your information, none of your business. Is that you, Apu? She's right. That's right. You have to if you want to be an architect. You get it after you leave. [Scoffs] Simpson gene. So wait a minute. Your tomato soup is getting a skin on top. "Hey! - Not finished, Lisa? SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. . A great memorable quote from the The Simpsons movie on Quotes.net - Homer: Well, there's not a bear in sight. Unless, of course, they're replying to an editorial. Back at home, Marge comforts Lisa. " Uh, I am! But the crowd kept looking at me like I was using too many augmented ninths. [Scratching] - [School Bell Rings] - [Cheering] Okay, let's see. You're just having a bad day. We already bought us a stained glass bathrobe... and the world's fattest racehorse. Oh, your dad used to be smart as a monkey. - Oh. That's right, sweetie. [Yawns] Why bother? Time is running out. I'm Chief of Complicated Surgery at the InvasiCare Clinic. Looking for the scripts matching Lisa Simpson? We're watching the TV. I'm surprised at you, Lisa. Or an environmental lawyer. Don't open it, Ralph. At least let us watch 'til the midgets drown! Script : St Lisa Blues SEQ 1 - INT/JOUR Maison des Simpson - Salle de bains [Lisa se regarde dans la glace. Come on. Come on. Lisa rolls her eyes. What's your opinion? This is a convenience store not a freak show. No apology! What about the women? MARGE Honey, you look fine. [Clears Throat] Little girl... likes her brain. I beg celebrities for money. [Chortling] [Announcer] And now, a Channel 6 editorial reply. There's a brainteaser on the back: "Professor Provolone's Picto-Puzzle". Hmm, Sounds like she's hitting a baby with a cat. Bart enters] Bart: Hey Lis. Like numerous preceding episodes, "My Sister, My Sitter" deals with the relationship between Bart and Lisa. Bart: Oh it isn't fair. 1 Synopsis 2 Full Story 3 Promo Cards 4 Songs 4.1 Song #1 4.2 Song #2 5 Behind the Laughter 5.1 Production 5.2 Reception 6 Citations Marge sends Lisa to a performing arts camp where artsy counselors (guest voices Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords) and … Lisa smacks the chop out of Bart's hand and into Homer's mouth. What is she doir out there? - No what? You kids have to go to bed! Maybe I should just give up now and settle into a mindless, happy stupor. Lisa t'es toujours là réponds-moi. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); [Narrator] Man has always loved his buildings. [Whimpers] Well, you look pretty successful. If you would just apologize to Louie, you could get your hair cut the way you want. Oh, no! She's right. Moving him now could kill him and tire us out. Oh, napkin. What do you do, "Dr. Simpson"? Told you. Yeah. [Both Growling] So I'm not doomed! 02/17/20 04:06 ( cheering) ( cheering) ( door opens) Guten Abend, Herr Horatio. You take a dash of Dad, a pinch of Mom then we bake for nine months, and- Mmm, that's good Billy. Just look at all that ice cream. Lisa: Dear Log: Can it be true? Lisa is in the kitchen. - [Grunts] Ah, well, Sanjay. - [Thumps] - Oh. Uh- Uh- - Want a hint? 20? Storyline Homer loses much of Lisa's respect for him after he botches the task of getting her a saxophone reed she needs for a talent show. It's so luminous and vibrant! Gib mir die Karte. La famille Simpson ainsi que d'autres personnes font la queue pour rentrer dans le studio d'enregistrement de l'émission de Krusty] Come look. BART Whoa, cool, God is so in your face! - I need more information. Maybe I can't concentrate because of all your cooties! It says, "Show me your tie." [Gasps] I'm supposed to talk to you about Rroposition 305. He's like a frozen father to me. Look at this mess. [McClure Narrating] Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children... or why Chinese parents have Chinese children? - I'm adopted? Remember there's nothing that says you can't be a Simpson and a success. Elementary School Musical "Elementary School Musical" is the first episode and season premiere of Season 22. All right. It's the kind John Glenn eats when he's not in space. Good use of pipe cleaners, Becky. [Gasps] Oh, my goodness! Item Information. Everybody hates birds, right? Answer this, Professor. It's an eraser with pushpins. Marge, get me your address book four beers and my conversation hat. Aw, they just came for the buffalo wings. Very nice, Janie. If she started dinner three minutes earlier, we wouldn't be in this mess. (impatiently) The mirror! D.N.A is God's recipe for making you. Now, you know the agenda. I'm sorry, little girl. - But those candy bars are all squished and melted. Oh, Kenny. We're nothing but a big bunch of losers. It's damn near irresistible. And it's nothing to be ashamed of. Whoo! But you run it, right? Bart and Homer growl and fight for the lamp chop between them. Announcer: And now, a Channel 6 editorial reply. Greaney specializes in writing Bart and Lisa episodes from the perspective of a kid. Find all about Lisa Simpson on Scripts.com! We must relinquish the giddy glamour of show business... and return to the humble pleasures of the neighborhood shopkeeper. Wait. Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is … You probably should have researched this first, eh, Dad? Beauty is all around us, and not just in pageants and parlors. [Groaning] Wesley, get mama's pryir bar. Why would I want to look at a pen with a-[Gasps]. I run an unsuccessful shrimp company. It's important to be yourself. Lisa trudges upstairs. Good glavin. I play a millionaire at parties. At least I'd like to. In it, we see Lisa's face, with tongue sticking out, crudely pasted onto a cowgirl's body. "Moon Pie. " Lisa the Iconoclast " is the sixteenth episode of The Simpsons ' seventh season. Does it? - Better. Look at my "aggieculture" project. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Lisa looks worried. Dear Log: It won't be long now before my mind melts into a soft, Simpsony sludge. - Just you. So before that happens, I want to share some things with you that have meant a lot to me. Just because you and Dad and Bart went downill... doesn't mean it's gonna happen to me. Lisa trudges upstairs. Follow me. T'es tombée dedans ? Oh, ain't no big deal. I'll get it in a second. But what happens when the buildings say, "No more"? I figure if you've got something special to say... you have to share it with the world. And it all started with the dancing shoes you bought me. Let the opening statements commence. It's the best friend you'll ever have. - ##[Carnival] - Come one, come all. Baldness too. [End of Act One. Season 23’s “Lisa Goes Gaga” is one of The Simpsons ’ most despised episodes; the writers used Lady Gaga in the laziest way. At the dinner table ... Bart didn't get one vote? N. This is crazy. Whoa! Go ahead, Chet. Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis In fact, she is so beloved that she was almost turned into a Disney princess for a promo. Whoa! Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers. 's of snacks, stat! Of course. And now, with an editorial reply, here's a small girl. Please, young customers... ignore the frozen gentleman, and return to your impulse buying. Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse... before it gets better. - [Cracking] [Jasper Moans] By gum, it worked. I even have the Krusty home pregnancy test! [Clears Throat] Little girl likes her brain. Dad was a good speller? [Gulping, Chewing] - Pretty neat, huh? Scratchy: We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere. Easy. [ Clears Throat ] Rise to vote, sir. [Rod And Todd Reading] "Show me your"- - Hey! marks an episode with not enough content. Not until he admits he's a jerk! The Simpsons drive home. - Wha- - Wha- [Muffled] Come on, Lisa. It's a piece of a cow. The animation is really choppy.) In the episode, Homer is mistaken for an anarchist and sent to a mental institution, where he shares a room with a man who claims to be pop star Michael Jackson. Lisa (when Ralph shows up at the Simpson house) Just make up some excuse! [sits beside her] I guess my little yearbook stunt was pretty rough but it did teach you a lesson. (Lisa leaves the table) Still others buy my determination to lower taxes. - I don't wanna turn out that way. Did you hear that, Lisa? Oh, good. I'm supposed to talk to you about Rroposition 305. [Dr. Hibbert Laughing] So you're worried about your genes, huh? My cake fell. I've awakened in the future. Ah, well, Sanjay. You're against discount bus fares for war widows? [énervé] Lisa ! Beauty is all around us, and not just in pageants and parlors. Condition:--not specified. Let her speak. Let's go. Round Springfield is a Simpsons-adjacent podcast hosted by Allie Goertz and Julia Prescott where they interview writers, directors, showrunners, and voice-actors from the Simpsons-verse on their various paths to Springfield, failed pilots, other projects, and beyond. [Sighs] If you're suggesting I stayed up all night trying to solve that childish puzzle you're right. Whoa! I tried to write. Then his mind started gettir lazy and now he's dumb as a chimp. Also gaze at the Frito found in a bag of Doritos. No. While there, Homer is kidnapped. Suppression of Green Energy In the 582nd episode of "The Simpsons," Lisa invents a car powered by solar energy to race in the Alternative Energy Derby, only for … We don't just put people on TV. Little more. Directed by Carlos Baeza. Not according to any movie I've ever seen. It's damn near irresistible. Your brother's comir along nicely. And please don't deprive yourself of wonderful books like To Kill a Mockingbird, Harriet the Spy and Yertle the Turtle possibly the best book ever written on the subject of turtle stacking. Um, I'm looking for something in an after-dinner burrito. Return to your state of living death at once, sir. Hmm. No, no! - [Crowd Murmurs] The label vanished many years ago. Bart: Do you think it was appropriate to bet against your son's little-league team? Makeup. It seems that there was this- Whoo! Marvel at the floor that just won't come clean! Get- Right- Back- - [Grunts] - I'll get your coat. [Moans] Look at this mess. I forgot all about it. Aw, but we wanna stare at the ice dude. In the episode, Bart Simpson and his father Homer accidentally launch a model rocket into the Springfield church, causing the church council to accept funding plans from Mr. Burns for reparation. I've got to find out more. Dinner will be ready in three minutes. Back when he was your age, he was smart as a chimp. How 'bout you, Lisa? BART But the flood's only knee-high! MARGE Oh, it's so late! Homer, your daughter is pouring her heart out. For your information, none of your business. But the crowd kept looking at me like I was using too many augmented ninths. Upon arrival in Cypress Creek, what really grabs Lisa’s attention is all the … So please, I beg you, don't take your brain for granted. Then will you turn this projector on for me? Yeah! - What are you talking about? I'm sorry, little girl. I wanna rent us up some movies. Lisa, there's no single answer. Oh, she's just upset 'cause I told her her brairs turning to mush. Good glavin. "I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. Hé hé hé ! Go home! You look tired. The Simpsons is an American adult animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. Directed by Mark Kirkland. [Whimpering] - [Kids Crying] - Quit it! Homer tape à la porte] Homer : Lisa. I had one last week. Look at the interplay of light and shadow. [Laughing] [Cheering] [Homer] I didn't think it was gonna fall over. Ronaldo! Relax, Lise. And a spring for his curly tail. That didn't answer anything. Now, let's get down to business. Wolfe gives it to her. Lisa: (working as the judge in "Simpson Family Court") Now up, the case of Simpson v. Simpson. - Grampa! Room for one more. There is a note. Let's find out together. I'll cut off her mike. Just look at all that ice cream. [Running Footsteps] Damn. " But ''rise to vote, sir'' is a palindrome. Maybe I should just give up now and settle into a mindless, happy stupor. This freezer is an attractive nuisance. You have to listen to the notes she's not playing. And I feel like there's nothing I can't do. Right. I figure if you've got something special to say you have to share it with the world. - You get it after you leave. In the episode, Lisa writes an essay on Springfield founder Jebediah Springfield for the town's bicentennial. She's been gone for hours. I'll cut off her mike. [Narrator] Man has always loved his buildings. This is your great-uncle Chet. - How much for just the head? You take a dash of Dad, a pinch of Mom... then we bake for nine months, and-. What a gold mine! Palindromes, anagrams, eat Lisa's pie, then voting. Her clothes are coming off! (runs to hide) Homer: (answering the door) She's in the can. And please don't deprive yourself of wonderful books like... To Kill a Mockingbird, Harriet the Spy and Yertle the Turtle... possibly the best book ever written on the subject of turtle stacking. Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse before it gets better. I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. It says, "Show me your tie. [Ralph sings Fox signature and the pictures panoramas to the moon where a spaceship lands and Scratchy comes out.] Apr 1, 2017 - Typed script of “Lisa the Beauty Queen.” The Simpsons, March 27, 1992. The Wildlife Attacks Lisa. Sounds good. - [Building Collapses] - [Homer And Bart Laughing, Cheering] - [Bart And Homer Whooping] - [Groans] Hey, Lise, wanna join us? Whoa! Hi, I'm Troy McClure. But it doesn't mean you can't live a long and pointless life. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. What strange wonders lie inside? Simpson gene? Now get outta here. Show's over, folks. It's a bit of a mystery, yes. But those candy bars are all squished and melted. Told you. Oh, Kenny. Lisa the Skeptic “It looks like a human skeleton, but these other bones almost look like wings.” Lisa Simpson “You mean like an angel!” Ned Flanders "Lisa the Skeptic" is the eighth episode of Season 9. Lisa! Whereas golden-age episodes would come up with an inventive reason for a celebrity to come to town, Lady Gaga just arrives in Springfield to teach Lisa the meaning of happiness. Ralph gets dizzy from the tar fumes while reshingling the Simpsons roof, as Homer supervises from his hammock down below. Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » S » The Simpsons Script view. So before that happens, I want to share some things with you that have meant a lot to me. In fine condition. [Chuckling] - [Door Dings] - Hi, frozen body. Whoo! I feel like I'm getting dumber by the minute. Cowgirl: Howdy, pardners! Very nice, Janie. Moochir war widows. He's got a lob but I don't hear a dob. I burned the roast. They pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth. In fact, I got a real funny story about that. Your brother's comir along nicely. My name is Lisa Simpson. Because your father has a big surprise for you. Hey, angel pie. - Yea! 08/17/98 17:46 ♪[Chorus Singing] [Tires Screeching] ... My name is Lisa Simpson. Hi, honey. Oh, no! Join your family. Unless, of course, they're replying to an editorial. I'm surprised at you, Lisa. I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area... so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. Hey, who unplugged my freezer? Lisa smacks the chop out of Bart's hand and into Homer's mouth. Soon, the arts and literature I love will be replaced by talk radio and vulgar mud flaps. - Wait a minute. Or Regional Sales Coordinator for the third largest distributor of bunk and trundle beds. We must relinquish the giddy glamour of show business and return to the humble pleasures of the neighborhood shopkeeper. Any new palindromes? A script written in the first few years of the show sees Bart sent to a military school. [Laughs] - [Both Laughing] - [Homer] Oh! [Lowers Voice] The real one's in my garage. Apu: Oh, it looks like somebody's "Havgen Dazs" ice cream. This means I'm gonna be a failure? Ow! Marge, get me your address book... four beers and my conversation hat. Lisa rolls her eyes. The episode was directed by Jim Reardon and written by Dan Greaney. While some episodes of The Simpsons are focused on the entire family and others use social commentary to tell stories as opposed to character, the majority of the show’s installments focus on one member of the Simpson family, from “Homer’s Enemy” to “Bart on the Road.” One of The Simpsons’ most unique characters is the politically active middle child, Lisa Simpson. - A freezer geezer. Some of us are still trying to solve it. - No. Now we need your Ice Man. - I'm finished. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Can you drive me down to the "liberry"? The family includes loving, blue-haired matriarch Marge, troublemaking son Bart, overachieving daughter Lisa and baby Maggie. I've hit my mental and creative peak at the tender age of eight. Yea! [Scoffs] I can do that at home. [Announcer] And now, When Surgery Goes Wrong. Quit it. Lisa cackles evilly, then smashes the mirror. -- Homer, on Bart failing to be elected class president, ``Lisa's Substitute'' Lisa is … Boy, seeing that stomach surgery made me hungry. If you've written a script and would like to see it on this page, feel free to e-mail it to us.Also, for nearly instant feedback, you can post your fan fiction in the "Itchy & Scratchy Studios" section of our forums. While you still can. It reads, ``You are Lisa Simpson.'' What is she doir out there? You know, on account of the Simpson gene. You know, on account of the Simpson gene. Treasure, dog food? Another Simpsons Clip Show [Bart and Lisa are watching Itchy and Scratchy. Lisa wakes up, asking for the mirror. Let's go out for some frosty swirls. Well, does it hurt when you go like this? Wait a minute, Homer. Now you're swinging, honey. Oh, it looks like somebody's "hoggir Dazs" ice cream. Tell her what you do. Lisa wakes up, asking for the mirror. Maybe I can't concentrate because of all your cooties! What will my life be like after I descend into mediocrity? You're lucky he's still alive. - Please, young customers ignore the frozen gentleman, and return to your impulse buying. 3F03 Lisa The Vegetarian (19 Quotes) 3F04 Treehouse Of Horror VI 3F05 King-Size Homer (14 Quotes) 3F06 Mother Simpson 3F07 Marge Be Not Proud (17 Quotes) 3F08 Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (11 Quotes) 3F09 Two Bad Neighbors (26 Quotes) 3F10 Team Homer (12 Quotes) 3F11 Scenes From Class Struggle In Spring.. 3F12 Bart The Fink 3F13 Lisa The Iconoclast Why would I want to look at a pen with a-[Gasps] Oh, no! Some things man is not meant to know. Dear Log: It won't be long now before my mind melts... into a soft, Simpsony sludge.