Search All By Dance By Choreo By Music Sort By Upload Date Sort Alphabetically With Videos With Reviews. Lisa: So there I am, being nice to Alex, and she takes all of my friends and ditches me! Principal Skinner, can we have a dance instead? Milhouse and his date approach Lisa's table.). I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance! A really solid episode that sees Lisa jealous of the new girl Alex (voiced by Lisa Kudrow), meanwhile Homer and Bart start up their own grease business. Heh, catch my drift, heh? Lisa: Mom, you can't possibly believe that. (Bart grabs two staplers and starts shooting staples into a cardboard man's head). They all scream. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes jealous that a new … 91. Ralph: Ah, the snowflake tastes like fish sticks! Oh, but these are for pierced ears. The journey to Lord of the Dance began with Michael Flatley’s dream to create the greatest Irish dance show in the world. When I got married, I was a slim 6’2”, but I’ve gained a lot of weight. We're about to embark on our most difficult mission. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. Премьерный показ состоялся 23 августа 1998 года. Then, at the risk of being unpopular, I think I'm gonna have to say…, (Lisa looks at the girls, and they all look back with pleading eyes. And if you sit there with a brave little smile and a festive bow…why you could be the belle of the ball! Not so fast, boy-o! Ooh, that's pretty crazy. I'm sure you'll be ready someday. This is a dangerous game. Lisa: She's a little weird, but let's give her a chance. (chuckles), (Lisa giggles nervously. Homer: Looks like he's about ready for another squeezin'. For 25 years, Michael Flatley’s Lord of the Dance has dazzled audiences around the world with its unique combination of high-energy Irish dancing, original music, storytelling and sensuality. Jump to: General, Art, Business, Computing, Medicine, Miscellaneous, Religion, Science, Slang, Sports, Tech, Phrases We found one dictionary with English definitions that includes the word lard of the dance: Click on the first link on a line below to go directly to a page where "lard of the dance" is defined. Season 10 > Lard of the Dance. Alex: Mmm. He looks up. Stop pummeling me! Homer: Ah, ah! All the children gather around in amazement to watch it fall down. Hello, sweetheart. "The Simpsons" Lard of the Dance subtitles. Marge: Homer! ), (Alex picks up a grease ball and chases after Lisa.). Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. The other girls are already into fashion and make-up and dating…they make me feel like a little baby. Five, six, seven, eight. Apu: I'm so sorry but I sold it all to the rendering plant. ), Homer: And now for the profit taking. Lisa: That's it, don't be shy. They've got every kind of paper. They all look really nervous and shy. broken bones, sprains, fractures, pain. Homer discovers he can make money by stealing and reselling grease, but eventually stops after negative encounters with Groundskeeper Willie and the Springfield Grease Company. Why, you're not from Scotland at all! (Homer plants his foot, and as the car turns, all the drums fall off the car.). Alex: Uh-huh. 5F20 - Lard of the Dance. Lard of the Dance has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria.If you can improve it further, please do so. Lisa: Where are they going? Homer: Uh, buh, buh, we're new foreign exchange students from…uh, um…Scotland! Homer: Yeah, but without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus. People also love these ideas Lisa: Thanks, Mom, but I told you I'm not going. Jacks are big. Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch and bake cookies and watch The McLaughlin Group? Alex: Ooh, twins! Lisa: Look Dad, they've got every kind of paper: Loose-leaf, graph, unlined…(gasps)…college-ruled. If that doesn't work, please visit our help page. [Ralph exits the classroom] Nelson: [offscreen] Hey Blindy, have a nice trip! And I don't want to wear perfume and cocktail dresses. Hello? Lisa: I don't want a date! Bart: When you want grease, go to the source. From the corridor we hear Nelson. It's library-adjacent. (Bart throws the staplers into the trolley. Shiva’s Tandava is a vigorous dance that is the source of the cycle of creation, preservation and dissolution. "Lard of the Dance" is the first episode of The Simpsons' tenth season, that originally aired on August 23, 1998. Lisa: They only like her because she acts so grown-up with her perfume, and her cell phone, and… oh, and get this, Mom. Skinner: School dance? Good old Krusty Burger. Man #2: We run the grease racket in this town. He then walks right into a pen display and falls over. He groans, and eventually sighs with relief. Willie: No foolin'! ), (Principal Skinner comes on the speaker.). Homer: Oh, that's my grease! If that doesn't work, please visit our help page. Alex: Yeah, all you need is a thumbtack and a whole lot of paper towels. It's mine! ), (He puts his face close to it, and it gets sucked into the hose. One of the most popular places to get Roblox Scripts. That side of bacon was for my bridge game tonight. (The man takes Homer's shovel and hits Homer on the head with it.). If it no longer meets these criteria, you can reassess it. See ya! Refine your search then click the Red Search Box. Your dream then. (Lisa quickly pays the cashier and carries the two trays a few steps before coming to a realization.). His eye is popping out of its socket. (CLOCK TlCKlNG) AUDlENCE: Aww. So, I guess major muffins like yourselves all have dates, huh? I don't wanna wind up working on your mother's emu farm. 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